Out of the Mouths of Babes.....

Ok, here we go again :) Today we were leaving home to run some errands, and our big oaf of a dog was running down the road chasing a poor runner that was trying to get some exercise with her dogs. Long story short- I had to chase him down our road yelling at him like some wild country woman (ie, redneck) "Sam! Sam! stop! Get back here you idiot!" and of course he didn't listen to me at all. So the runner ran on, and Sam eventually came back to the house. When we got home from our errands, as usual Sam came running up to my side of the car to greet me. I opened my door and proceeded to say, "Sam, you are a BAD DOG! Why didn't you listen to me when I told you to come back? You are in BIG trouble!" Kiley then in her matter-of-fact voice says to me, "Mommy, you KNOW that dogs can't talk." :)